February 2012
here’s your song 5 years late. sorry it’s not better.
the days have gone
gone quicker than expected
i try to keep goin’
but this currents quite the test
a day hasn’t gone by
where i hadn’t hoped for us
where i hadn’t hoped to fix
all those fevers and torrents
i became too much to carry darlin’
i was a weight upon your back
i was a bullet...
never
never look through shoe boxes full of papers in your closet. some of the things you find won’t help you. at all.
oh my fucking shit what is work
Me: Hi, there!
Customer: .....Hi, sorry for the delay in the hi.
Me: Pardon me?
Customer: I said, "Hi, sorry for the delay in the hi."
Me: Oh, that's fine.
Customer: So...no deliveries today?
Me: ...Deliveries?
Customer: Yeah, any new stuff come in today?
Me: Uh, well, the new releases generally come in on Tuesdays, but we keep them all along the walls if you want to take a look at the--
Customer: But nothing came in today?
Me: Uh...no, it's Friday, so...
Customer: So pretty much your deliveries come in on Tuesday
Me: Yes.
Customer: *really nervous laughter that makes me kind of uncomfortable* Ahah...ah, I don't know if I can wait until Tuesday
Me: What are you looking for, sir? Did you have a special order on its way?
Customer: No, I was looking for Final Fantasy X111-2 to rent or buy, but your rentals are all on loan and you're out of stock of the ones to purchase, so the guy told me the other day you were expecting more in and that he'd put one aside for me when it came in, and he told me when the rentals are due back and he said he'd give me a call if one of those came in too. He took down my name and number.
Me: Ah, okay, I see. So you'll probably have to wait until Tuesday then.
Customer: Yeah, I was in here earlier today and that's what the other lady told me too.
Me: *thinking - then why is this conversation happening omg* Okay. Well, *spotting Xbox 360 copies for rent on the shelf* what system did you say you had, sir?
Customer: PS3.
Me: Aw, alright. I was asking because I saw some Xbox copies on the shelf, but we are definitely out of PS3 rentals, sorry about that.
Customer: Yeah, I don't like Xbox *commence long ass rant about Xbox*
Me: Oh, haha, alright, okay, yes, I see *starts walking back up to counter*
Customer: So, um...when are the rentals expected back again?
Me: *looks up info* The soonest one is due back on *such-and-such day,* but we can't guarantee it will actually be in by its due date as people can still keep their rentals past then. Which isn't uncommon for games like Final Fantasy, as it takes so long to beat, so often customers will hold onto their copies and just pay the accumulated late fees when they return.
Customer: *severe gaze* Oh...huh...well. Hm. I hope you charge them bigger late fees than other people.
Me: ....*really uncomfortable now* Uh, no sir, all of our customers are charged the same standard dollar-a-day late fee for both movies and games.
Customer: Oh. I see.
Me: :)
Customer: :|
Me: *starts tasking*
Customer: Okay, well, I guess I'll check back on Tuesday.
Mr: Alright, sir, we'll see you then.
Customer: Yeah. *pretty much nearly out the door before deciding to awkwardly run back into the store and pretend to pick up our prepaid cards stand and steal it* NOTBEFOREISJTEKOYOUCIARKD
Me: ...Sorry, what's that?
Customer: *still pretending* I said, "NOT BEFORE I STEAL ALL YOUR CARDS!" Hahahaha.
Me: Oh, haha, yeah they wouldn't work anyway...'cause they're not activated, so...
Customer: Yeah........................................................................Alright, see ya. *finally leaves*
Eddie: *peers around at me from back office grinning like an asshole*
Me: Smile all you want fucker, I'm sticking you with the next one.
This made my morning.
Falling about You took a left off Last Laugh Lane You were just sounding it out You’re not coming back again.
byes
lotsa wine, tylenol pms, and blink to fall asleep to.
and gotta take my pills. started those back up again.
this has been a post.
so yeahhhh noticed something today…errr…last night. whichever you would call 1am. my meds are gone. they’ve been sitting in their bottle on the shelf of my computer desk ever since i got back from new york in december. i partially stopped taking them because i forgot to pack them on the nyc trip, and then with the events of the trip and such i just said fuck it and stopped taking...
breathe
just.
fucking.
breathe.
srsly
breaking down at 3am? fuck
Reblog if you don't have girlfriend or boyfriend.
gigglingbean:
LOL there is over 450,000 single people and i cant get one of them?
tired.
i’m giving up. done with it all.
Who wants a personalized, handwritten Valentine's...
minniegg:
Reblog this and I will pick 3 people who reblogged it in one hour (8:45 Pacific Time) and message them! Be prepared to PM me your address.
<3
m33k5 doesssssss. would be nice.
GIRLS & BOYS BEFORE SCHOOL
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